Not nearly as outrageous as my English teacher, but still, some good fun had been had.
“Your face is screaming lies.”
“I’d love to save the planet, but I got a family to feed.” (This was a joke, by the way)
“Everybody, stop laughing at dead dolphins.”
“Gingers: the Great White Tigers of humanity.”
“Rebecca Black is awesome.”
“Rats can handle their cocaine.”
“Side effects of this pill include suicidal thoughts and anal leakage.”
Definitely not your typical Bill Nye, are ye?